How A Good Realtor Can Help Your Sex Life

February 4, 2008 at 10:58 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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A good Realtor, such as myself, can help you and your partner have better sex.  Either buying or selling a home can be a very stressful experience that can last for months on end.  Showing your home to many strangers, awaiting to get an offer, having someone scrutinize your finances to get a mortgage are many things that can cause stress.  Unfortunately, weak agents who deliver poor servive to their buyers and sellers cause stressful situations. 

So, if during the period of buying or selling, you have a poor agent who doesnot communicate and things are not going as planned, stress can arrise between a couple.  Studies have shown that people are unhappy when stressed out.  When people are unhappy their sex lives tend to suffer. Whichever spouse chooses the Realtor to use can feel the pressure from the other because he or she made a bad choice.  This also compounds the stress.  On the other hand, if you choose a good Realtor, he or she will communicate with you throughout the process and manage your expectations thoughout the buying or selling experience.  The couple will be pleased and excited and therefor enjoy each other’s company greatly.  This will lead to a better Sex life.  Below is a list of things to think about when choosing a good Realtor:

DON’T CHOOSE SOMEONE JUST BASED ON FRIENDSHIP OR FAMILY

Friendship and family alone isn’t enough to establish a professional’s credentials.  Use tough standards when selecting an agent, just as you would when hiring an attorney, doctor, or accountant.  A true friend or family member will understand and appreciate that this a business decision and will offer their credentials and expect to compete for the business.  If a problem arrises, do you want to risk damaging a friendship or family relationship?

DON”T CHOOSE AN AGENT BASED ON THE HIGHEST LIST PRICE

Some agents tell you what you want to hear.  This is known as”buying a listing” and is used by agents who are more interested in themselves than they are in you. It is great tactic for agents to build their listing inventory.  Pricing your home to high will only make similar homes in the area for sale look much better. 

ALL REALTORS ARE NOT THE SAME

The real estate profession is constantly changing and the best real estate professionals stay abreast of those changes by continuing their education. Some go beyond their minimum requirements with specialized courses and designations.

 AN AGENT IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

Knowledge of the local market isn’t only required by living in the immediate neighborhood. Sure, your agent should have intimate knowledge of recent sales,models, schools, businesses, and so on, but that is easily achieved through extensive research. Conveniance shouldn’t be the primary reason for choosing an agent.

 AN AGENT WHO SOLD MORE HOMES THAN ANYONE ELSE

That should only be the beginning.  What is more valuable – an agent who listed 32 homes and sold 25 – or an agent who listed 12 homes and sold all twelve?  So you need to ask some questions.  How many of their listings did not sell?  How many were reduced before they wer sold?  How long were they on the market for? etc.

 The best agent is the one who will do the most effective job of marketing the property, negotiating the most favorable terms and conditions, and communicating with their client to make the process as smooth as possible.  Finally, a good agent will be an expert creative problem solver.  

I strive to Pilot the Perfect Move for each client that works with me.

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